Haimen

Haimen (pronounced "hey-men") aka ZEN is a very funny person. You typically find a Haimen in the jungle because of it being his natural habitat. Haimen doesn't speak very much, but he can make you giggle through a text. Often, Haimen's are very pale although they say they're "mixed". Haimen's tend to be very insecure, although they're not ugly whatsoever and no amount of words could make him feel better about himself (sadly). Everyone needs a Haimen in their life though, I'm glad I met one.

person 1: "Omg is that Tarzan?"
person 2: "Haha nah that's just Haimen"
person 3: "Haimen can I nut in your butt C:"

by anonymous732802 May 22, 2023

hopeless harmony

not worth it but hides it with peace

a depressed person feeling hopeless pretending to be happy ( hopeless harmony )

by gone_without_a_trace April 17, 2011

Cole Harmon

Boss at football and basketball at Elida Middle School

I want to be like Cole Harmon.

by crossover12 October 1, 2012

body harmonica

When you go down on a chick vigorously shaking your head side to side like a rabid dog

I play the body harmonica like a toothless homeless man would eat corn on the cob.

by Vundabritches September 12, 2013

Dutch Hammonds

To have a abnormally large shit in a toilet.

One that would break the basin and be one hell of a ring stinger as it comes out.
Would fill the toilet with a massive log and block it for days.

Ah guys I went for one hell of a Dutch hammonds the other day.

I laid a Dutch hammonds the other day in a field.

I feel a Dutch hammonds coming on.

by benjaminbunny August 17, 2014

Dirty harmonica

Two guys docking and a girl goes from cock to cock with her mouth.

Dude your mom gave me and Dave a dirty harmonica

by Dirty83Don March 10, 2017

Ryan Harmon

A basic manhoe who has crusty fingers with a small weiner.

Sup Ryan Harmon

by DefinitionWrite October 21, 2019