Gumped

To be Gumped means being raped by a retard for exactly 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours non-stop while being watched by Larry wheels.
This means that for that amount of time neither you nor the retard will leave the room and you are both continuously being fed through an IV.

Person 1: Dude, where have you been for the past 3 years, 2 months, 14 days and 16 hours?
Person 2: I was being ferociously Gumped in a gas station bathroom, even Larry Wheels was there to watch!

by Gumper9000 November 3, 2025

Bubba Gump

verb: To endlessly list similar items until you have literally listed each item.

I swear to god, the teacher just bubba gumped different types of film just so he can enjoy the sound of his voice

by Jean Encenaman May 8, 2018

Gumped

An intense or abrupt ending to a relationship that in turn causes a person to run until they can’t run anymore

“Have you seen Tyler? How’s he doing?”

“ Yeah, he’s going through it right now, He got gumped by Mason. I heard she got back with her ex and acted like they were never a thing. Now he wakes up at 4:30 every morning for a five mile run”

by ObliteratedOrangutan September 14, 2025

gumping

pranking someone in a chalant manner, particularly while at young life camp

“Bro, we were gumping so hard at windy gap last week.”

by Mr. Commissioner May 30, 2025

Gumped

Essentially being friendzoned, based off Forrest Gump’s relationship with Jenny.

Friend 1: Hey man what’s up with John?
Friend 2: He got Gumped real hard dude.

by Cornholio3 May 13, 2022

Forest Gump

Taking a shit (dump)

Man I need a forest gump
I've just been for a forest gump

by chiken-lover June 4, 2022

Gump

A PG rated version of most swear words that are commonly used in the English language. It has no affiliation with the famous character Forrest Gump.

What the gump is that?
I am so gumping mad at you right now...
Gump you!
Gump this cringe.
Look at that gumper over there...

by Oldgremlin July 31, 2023