An extreme form of endurance gooning in essence of the titular character's multi-year cross-country run in the film Forest Gump. To goon uninterrupted except for essential breaks without ever finishing the deed. The goal is to achieve an elevated and enlightened existence unlike the mindless lull of gooning.
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A playful and slightly chaotic act where one partner blows air into the other’s vagina or anus, leading to a noisy expulsion of that air — often resulting in uncontrollable laughter, embarrassment, or an accidental trumpet solo.
Fun Fact:
Doctors recommend caution — your body isn’t technically an inflatable castle.
Etymology:
Gump — silly or goofy; puffing — to blow short bursts of air. Together they create an act as ridiculous as it sounds.
/slang, bedroom mischief
A playful and slightly chaotic act where one partner blows air into the other’s vagina or anus, leading to a noisy expulsion of that air — often resulting in uncontrollable laughter, embarrassment, or an accidental trumpet solo.
Fun Fact:
Doctors recommend caution — your body isn’t technically an inflatable castle.
Etymology:
Gump — silly or goofy; puffing — to blow short bursts of air. Together they create an act as ridiculous as it sounds.
Her attempt at gump puffing turned into an unexpected symphony.
Nothing says romance like a good old-fashioned gump puffing session.
We tried gump puffing once… now we can’t look each other in the eye without laughing.
Nothing says romance like a good old-fashioned gump puffing session.
We tried gump puffing once… now we can’t look each other in the eye without laughing.
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