Rockford Goodbye

Knocking someone up before leaving town, preferably for good.

C: Hi I'm C.
A: Hello C, I'm A. How long are you in town for?
C: About 8 months.

A: Nice! Are you planning giving someone the ol' Rockford Goodbye while your here?
C: I mean there isn't much else to do around here.

by Tourettes4100 December 9, 2024

dallas goodbye

Underachievement in critical moments; When an individual or team consistently falls short of expectations, despite having resources or talent to succeed.

Once again, the Cowboys have done the Dallas Goodbye, getting eliminated in the first round of playoffs.

by Razo December 29, 2024

Austrian Goodbye

The Austrian Goodbye is referring to the act of shooting ones self in the head, not unlike the cause of death of the failed Austrian painter and dictator Adolf Hitler.

"Hey what happened to that guy that was just here? Did he leave?"
"No he confessed to someone using a r/historymemes "Will you be my Erika" template and then did the Austrian Goodbye in the bathroom"

by SonOfaDeadMeme January 16, 2025

Russian Goodbye

Sort of like an “Irish Goodbye,” dismissing yourself without a farewell, but doing it angrily. Very. VERY ANGRY. Often throwing your girlfriends keys at of your blue Toyota Tacoma window, after losing a game of parking lot tennis after track practice.

Layton was very upset that his blind ass eyes could not see the tennis ball, losing him the series, so he hit a RUSSIAN GOODBYE, leaving without kissing me goodbye. Instead throwing the ball through my car window.

by Silly socks May 1, 2025

Superdry goodbye

The act of dry anal sex from behind, followed by stretching the receivers eyes from behind as you cum, then whisper "Supa-dly, good-bai!" In their ear in a southpark style Chinese accent.

Ho be lying so I gave her that superdry goodbye

by Knight-spoon June 30, 2025

Vatican Goodbye

The act of cumming inside another person's butthole during sex.

Last night when I was finishing I gave Lisa a Vatican Goodbye right into her butthole.

by PopeLeoXIV July 21, 2025

Moultrup Goodbye

When you know that saying goodbye will lead to a 20 minute conversation with three more people that you should have spoke to earlier so you sneak out instead.

Have you seen Phil?
He was just here a second ago. He must have pulled a Moultrup Goodbye.

by Thrill January 7, 2026