by dannydevitolover February 17, 2019
A low IQ man that departs that same few words such as brain dead, retard and much other stupid shit. Garrett is also the guy who would get rejected but gets salty at other people. Garrett is one of those people you just randomly receive a dick pic from but it’s a fucking side ways rectangle and it only stands 3 inches. Garrett is the one person who would never follow through ton stuff such as going out side or getting a job or hanging out with friends what ever it is he dose not stick with his word.
by Shjabsjejd August 09, 2020
Garrett pretends like he is sexy and cool, but he is actually a deeply insecure mess of a person with a deep sadness inside him that permeates through everything he does in his meaningless existence.
Garrett sure does have a fat cock.
Garrett is so sexy I want to show him my boobs.
I would love to use my penis to have intercourse with that Garrett fellow.
Garrett is so sexy I want to show him my boobs.
I would love to use my penis to have intercourse with that Garrett fellow.
by i_am_gorg_69 November 24, 2021
The type of guy that looks like Victor from Despicable Me. Shouts the catch phrase “Oh yeah”. Loves to run and relive the old days. Big fan of playoff football and is that fan the roots for the Lakers and Cowboys.
by Randomnamelist69 December 09, 2022
by igbaddiefrom613 October 15, 2019
This is Garrett from MrBeast. All Garrett’s will find a strong attachment to the words “poo poo pee pee”. Or the reverse “pee pee poo poo”. Trust me it’s in our programming
by TheOfficialGarrett November 23, 2021
Garrett is a person that will treat you sweet and nice at first, but later stab you in the back. They're addicted to porn, lying, and sexting. They can get hard anywhere and love to masturbate; especially when they're feeling horny. They're not nearly attractive as other boys and play Minecraft like losers. They're not worth you're time, and chances are they're going to break up with over text rather than over phone, especially if you guys have been dating for a long time.
Juliana: "You're dating Garrett, right?
Stacie: "Yeah, why?"
Juliana: "Garrett's only using you for pleasure Stacie."
Stacie: "Yikes..I'm going to break up with Garrett then."
Stacie: "Yeah, why?"
Juliana: "Garrett's only using you for pleasure Stacie."
Stacie: "Yikes..I'm going to break up with Garrett then."
by justtellingthetruth36 June 15, 2019