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My minecraft girlfriend

A girl you date inside minecraft because you cant get one in real life
by X07JK September 20, 2020
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girlfriend

Are you still reading this ?!
Go find a girlfriend.
by Zios May 7, 2009
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live-in girlfriend

When a woman trades companionship and occasional cooking and sex in exchange for a place to stay rent free. Essentially acting af if she was your girlfriend until you actually find one. Then she moves out.
My live-in girlfriend ate all my food and broke all my stuff, but damn the sex is great!
by Kanvi August 8, 2014
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Lying Girlfriend

It's a girl that doesnt give a shit about you, and would rather lie than have a promising faithful relationship. These girls are usually bitches or skanks, but mostly they possess both qualities.
by justme87 February 7, 2009
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girlfriend aggro

When you play videogames for so long that you piss off your girlfriend. Comes from the MM0G term aggro.
Oops, I played EverCrack for too long. Now I have girlfriend aggro.
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Anti-Gaming Girlfrienditis

Anti-Gaming Girlfrienditis (AGG), a very common syndrome where the victim finds a special girl (Girlfriend), and slowly distances himself away from his gaming life and friends, he loses all will to game and the mere sight of one could cause him to become ill, or enraged. If you know someone suffering from this chronic illness, don't hesitate to get help.
We've lost alot of good men to Anti-Gaming Girlfrienditis, god damnit.

Bill is going down into Post-AGG traumatic stress.

I am infected with AGG.
by Sebastiancee September 10, 2007
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Girlfriend Vibes

A type of sales technique that involves flattery and flirtation. The technique is effective at giving value and power to the salesperson's suggestions and compliments, thus resulting in a larger sale.

The most extreme example of this would be an exotic dancer, making you feel like she likes you so you'll come back for another dance. It exists, however, at lesser degrees, especially at smaller, boutique-y, bougie stores.
Their face cream doesn't actually cure acne, they just use girlfriend vibes to sell it. I bought a year's supply.
by PowderedMilkMan September 29, 2017
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