Grundle Chode

A Grundle Chode is when a guy is extremely ugly.

Jersey shore's version is "A MALE Grenade"

Girl 1: I wanted to get it in, but all they had at the club were grundle chode's.

Girl 2: Oh, well you can't always find a gorilla Juice head.

by JOYZGRL November 1, 2010

grundle

another word for a peach.
or gooch.

i 'm growing a grundle tree in my backyard.

by MRS.JONAS November 29, 2007

Grundle days

The Grundle is the narrow area between a man's ball-sack and his anus.

The "Grundle Days" are those few days which fall between the end of Christmas Day and the morning of New Year's Eve.

What are you doing with the Grundle Days this year?

Nothing.

Me too.

by The Long Kiss Goodmorning February 8, 2005

pumping the grundle

applying pressure on and rubbing the grundle while sucking the cock

Dick really likes it when Jane is pumping the grundle.

by ak najm February 22, 2008

grundle whore

An individual that will stop at nothing to lick, scratch or rake another's grundle.

I hear she gets real cozy after a few drinks...she is a grundle whore.

by uscbam21 July 19, 2014

Grundle Thumping

When two lesbians scissor so ferociously that their grundles emit a thumping noise

Bro did hear those dykes grundle thumping!

by DJ RectalFlex June 24, 2013

newton's grundle

A phenomena occurring during gay sex where the giving man's scrotum slaps the receiving man's scrotum, sending them forward to the grundle then back to hitting the giver's scrotum, which then swing backwards, and repeats.

This is derived from the desktop toy known as Newton's balls

Hannable was riding Adam so hard that the Newton's Grundle could be heard from outside the bathroom.

by horribleperson24601 April 15, 2014