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Graham Weston

My dad just spent two hours looking for his keys that were in his hand the whole time, then celebrated finding them by taking us for ice cream. You can't get more Graham Weston than that.

Dad walked into the kitchen, opened six different cabinets looking for a bowl that was sitting right in front of him on the counter, then declared he was 'just testing us.' Classic Graham Weston reconnaissance mission.

He promised to follow a recipe 'to the letter' then proceeded to substitute half the ingredients with 'whatever we had lying around,' created a small kitchen fire, and still somehow made the best dinner ever. That's the Graham Weston culinary experience for you.
by theanonymousplatypus February 27, 2025
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Mrs graham

A fat bitch teacher that eats children everyday of her life with no husband
by Lucas bezo August 7, 2019
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ash graham

A technique in which a female attempts to elude a creepy male, by offering her mothers phone number in place of her own, extremely low, yet highly effective
"Did you just give that guy your number?"
"No way I pulled an Ash Graham"
"Nice!"
by Dinks January 15, 2015
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Grace Graham

Grace Graham is not very cool infact she hates josh talking to her grandpa. These creatures are very rare and if encountered RUN!!!
O MY GOD ITS GRACE GRAHAM ON A SKATEBOARD!!!
by comica; May 18, 2023
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Joel graham

A fuckin normie with two brain cells
And looks like a bald ksi
Wow there’s Joel graham going into the girls bathroom trying to sell condoms what a mad lad
by Mynameisjeffslater June 11, 2019
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meet the grahams

Amazing disstrack song Kendrick Lamar made towards drake.
Guy: "Bro, have you listened to meet the grahams?"
Guy2: "Yeah it's fire"
by LeBaron LeErvil May 9, 2024
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Graham Rage

The common angry reaction after getting beaten on Fifa by a crap player
G I need to get an new xbox controller

L why?

G I had a bout of Graham rage last night and threw it against the wall after this

Bugger only had 1 shot on target and beat me 1-0
by Dw86 January 11, 2020
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