fuckallrounder

A cricketing term. Implies that a certain player is chosen as both a bowler and a batsman, but is consistently performing poorly.

Jeff is supposed to be able to bat and bowl, but he ain't good at either. He is a fuckallrounder

by laserswordofdeath +3 August 28, 2016

Fuckallyouhoessexual

This is the sexuality when you don’t want anyone and you hate everyone who tries to begin a relationship with you

“Will you go out with me?”
“No , I’m Fuckallyouhoessexual”

by Cottoncollector October 17, 2021

fuckableness

A standard of measure by how many people you blow, or have sex with.

ant.: Your self worth.

Your self worth is not measured by how many people you blow, or have sex with. However, the afore mentioned activities do measure your fuckableness. Yeah, I made that word up. So there

by Bennie Tan December 21, 2009

fucall

When you are in the middle of something important and your phone rings. You rush to the phone and the caller I.D. reveals it's from a company telling you to buy a product or take a survey causing you to loudly exclaim an expletive.

*in the middle of a webchat meeting,
Jake: OK hold on my phone's ringing.
*runs to the phone halfway across the house.
"Hello this is a survey for-
Jake:$#!* another fucall!!!

by jrs1237 September 26, 2010

Fuckalups

When you F*** up so bad, that even an epic fail can explain it

Man, I've got the fuckalups real bad today
did you see that fight? that guy got a bad case of the fuckalups

by LordWillowTree November 15, 2010

Fuckalarious

A Fusion Of The Word "fuck" and "hilarious" used for an expression of something being extremely funny, a shorter version of "fucking hilarious".

Hahahaha! this dumb ass fell off his chair last period! it was sooo fuckalarious!

by LightBrightMeTight March 25, 2011

Fuckable

She passes the standards.
She is a 7 or an 8, not more, not less!

- Look at her! Is she a 9 or a 10!?
- Yeeeahh she's fuckable but not more!

by blablaidgaf September 4, 2012