Blood Flush

When a woman's menstrual cycle cleanses her vagina for the next sexual partner.

It represents a much needed resetting of the vagina.

Nah we can't have sex for another week. She fucked her ex. I need that bitch to have a blood flush.

by D Seuss June 23, 2023

Flushed and Washed

Flushing and washing is the act of licking someone's asshole, often preceded by kissing and licking their ass cheeks and ass crack, and often accompanied by kissing and fingering their asshole. A true flush and wash enthusiast will also insert the tip of his or her tongue into the asshole of his or her partner. Flushing and washing is often considered a sign of respect, affection, and even love, because, as should be obvious, you don't stick your tongue up just anybody's ass.

Damn Kyle did you get flushed and washed last night? Youre in a great mood!

Hey Brendan can you take my shift on Monday? I don't know Maggie can you toss my salad?

by Blackstallion86 August 16, 2021

Chronic Flush

The act of taking a dumb, urinating, sneezing, coughing, and puking -- all simultaneously.

May also be caused by a chronic version of shit bricks; grade A of shit bricks.

Guy: dude the Devil's after me..
Friend: WTF bro?
Guy: no really!! I just had a chronic flush in the bathroom!!
Friend: you're dumb, and that's disgusting.

Dude: yoyoyo! I just had sex with Megan Fox!
Guy: stfu you lion pendejo.

*dude shows guy video*
Guy: I'm coulda shit bricks.
Dude: if your penis was mine, you coulda had a chronic flush.

by Barca,A February 1, 2010

Max Flush

n. Max Flush Effect, The - The occurrence of "max flush" or "timing and acid and coincidences and shit".

n. Derived from a character in Bob's Burger's who stole a high tech talking toilet.

Having mentioned or thought of something that seems to occur either coincidentally or through the magical universal forces of the psychoactive drug LSD.
E.g. Berry: "Holy shit, remember that pug we joked about earlier, well, there it is!"

Tina: *gasp* "... it's The Max Flush Effect!"

by TheRockinBoxer October 11, 2018

the royale flush

Putting a plunger on someone's face and shoving the handle end up your butt and riding it up and down.

Frey was so happy when I pulled the plunger out because because this five card stud just drew a The Royale Flush

by UniversalHermit July 21, 2015

FLUSHING IS VOLUNTARY

Making an EFFORT.

Realize that if you are going to handle any responsibility FLUSHING IS VOLUNTARY as just PUSH DOWN to dissolve your EFFORT when you are ready to HANDLE IT.

by SEE YOUR ASSH0LE August 15, 2021

Check Flush

Flushing a second time after taking a big shit to see if it still flushes.

After that taco bell I had to do a check flush.

by Exponaut620 June 16, 2014