Filipino Spaghetti

Inedible garbage that Filipinos try to pass as spaghetti. Is not in any way similar to real spaghetti nor is it made with the same attention to detail skill or dedication. It contains ingredients that should not be in any real spaghetti like hotdogs and banana ketchup, and pieces of ham. Random leftovers are just thrown into the sauce and mixed with spaghetti noodles in hopes that something edible will be the result (it rarely is). Some Filipino families hate their kids so much that they will throw this together for them and give it to them during birthdays, X-mas and other holidays hoping they'll eat it instead of going through the effort of making their kids real food. Best thrown in the garbage disposal or left out somewhere for possums, raccoons or any other animal that can eat trash.

Someone gave me Filipino Spaghetti so I threw it down threw it down the garbage disposal.

I put the Filipino Spaghetti in the garbage can and suddenly there is a raccoon infestation.

by NeonEdgelord July 29, 2019

Filipino

South-east Asian folk of mixed Asian, Polynesian, aboriginal origin mixed to make the people of the Philippines. They are known for having women with tight pussies, men with tiny dicks and possess an overall egotistical view that the world revolves around their relatively tsunami torn country. On Christmas it is common to find a Filipino family breaking into your house and trying to steal your dog so that they may have a Christmas dinner.

Mr Thomas: Honey what are those flips doing in our home
Mrs Thomas: John you better go grab the gun, the Filipino neighbours are trying to steal the dog for their Christmas dinner.

by theanswer2.0 October 3, 2010

you filipino?

Comment commonly found on youtube comments when a youtuber sees an asian girl on a video.

*asian girl in front of the camera*

Comment guy: you're hot, you filipino?

Asian girl:dumbass im chinese!

by HAHA you're funny December 7, 2009

Filipina

Filipinas are not mixed. Genetic studies said that 99% of Filipinos are fully Asian. We do not owe our beauty to Spanish people or mixing. That is a myth that Filipinos are mixed with Spanish. We have Spanish last names because they forced us to adopt Spanish last names. They arent, Filipinos get 0% Spanish blood when they do DNA tests.

Filipinas: Yes Im filipina but Im half spanish too. My great grandfather is 100% Spanish and my last name is Garcia. Us Filipinos are Latinos.
Ancestry.com: You are 98% Filipino and 2% Chinese!
Filipinas: What! Everyone in my family says were half Spanish!

by Totojuice September 10, 2019

filipino gift bag

(noun) When a male places his testicles between his thighs and bends over. A female will then lick the testicles from behind.

She gave me a filipino gift bag.
I want to give him a filipino gift bag.

by matt db October 21, 2007

filipina

A female from the country Philippines. Usually abroad in the U.S. to work as registered nurses. Often stereotyped as tropy wives/maids to their husbands, usually old (50+)and usually caucasian who ordered them online because they are just that pathetic.

For examples of beautiful filipina women look up:
Ruffa Gutierrez, Kristine Hermosa, Aubrey Miles, Angel Locsin, Bea Alonzo, Ann Curtis, Angelika Panganiban, Heart Evangelista, Angelika dela Cruz, to name a few.

by maria mariana November 1, 2007

Filipino

People who can make your day better. Also, we don't eat dogs. Also, we don't eat that much. Also, our parties are VERY loud ୧(•̀ᗝ•́)૭୧(⇀‸↼‶)૭

Larry: Dude, you hear that party over there?
JR: Yeah, they're probably filipino!
Larry: They're probably eating a lot of dogs right now...

by tripleAAAbatteries July 1, 2020