File taxes

To masterbate

Sometimes I File Taxes 7 times a week, twice a day

by AndyisBrilliant August 2, 2022

rar file discount

the equivalent of five finger discount for illegally downloaded / pirated software

"dude, you have photoshop? how much did you spend on that??"
"let's just say i got the old rar file discount"

by debrisandbacon August 18, 2023

PDF file

1. A .PDF file, usually a text file

2. Pedophile, but for YouTubers and people with trauma from being groomed (I suppose) censoring it

Example 1 (.PDF):

Garfield: yo jon how the fuck do you open this pdf file?

Jon: Use Google Docs, you dumbass cat

Example 2 (Pedophile):

Wokenotbroke225: In today's YouTube drama, we will talk about a PDF file artist known as Shadman.

by lesbiangex221 June 10, 2025

Big Ass File

A huge file, maybe a presentation or spreadsheet, that you inevitably need to send when your internet is down.

I need to finish sending this Big Ass File to boss lady Dina before she leaves tonight, it's really harshing my mellow.

by rule5 September 17, 2020

Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)

It’s a sarcastic or comical way of saying you’re going to go very hard on something, whether that's a workout, cooking a steak, fixing a problem, etc. coined in 2025 by RCS

“How’s that new blender?”
“Bro, it slaps so hard it made the smoothie beg for mercy and file a 401(k).”

Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)

by AKansasIntellectual June 14, 2025

alpha file

Only one copy of this file may exist. In order to get this file, you must take someone else's alpha file.

Cotton couldn't take anyone's alpha file.

by dabodabo December 5, 2017

the Rockford files

An ancient tv show from the 70s.

You can probably catch the Rockford files on Netflix.

by THE ALPHA FEMALE May 21, 2018