father figure

Holding ur hand up

U have no bitches and no father figure

by SmileMask August 17, 2022

Figure it out

An insult to tell your friends they’re being a real fuck up at the moment. Often used to people that are to drunk or just idiots in general.

If someone tells you you need to figure it out, you probably are being and idiot and need to figure that shit out

Andy: it’s 5 in the morning and the sun is coming out can we just fucking leave
One of The boys: Andy were at edc and ac slatter is coming on rn you have to figure it out

by Edm.Maury June 10, 2022

stick._.figur

stick._.figur or, Max, is a tiktok user with at the time of writing this has 773 followers.

"Do you watch stick._.figur on tiktok?" "Yeah, I like its content."

by stick_figur June 26, 2021

figure of 8

When one undresses and drops their pants, underwear or shorts in such a manner, that the clothing lies on the floor to resemble the letter 8. Commonly seen when one is in a hurry or with lazy fat individuals.

"My brother doesn't need a laundry basket, he's mastered the figure of 8"

by Aatif Ansari January 24, 2009

Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen

That.

#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."

#2: "...What?"

by anonymous July 28, 2023

Figure Doors

A blind fuck that uses ears to stalk u but he cheats and knows where you are then goes Michael Jackson moonwalk towards you and kill you. Roblox is so cringe with LSplash making us try and survive this nig- twice and giving us enough headaches for twice the world population.

"Figure from Doors should be removed"
"Yeah, Figure Doors is such a fucker"

by sexo fender September 3, 2024

father figure

Karen will be a father not mother figure

Karen is my father figure for making me buy a Volvo instead of Bugatti

by KarenIsMyDad November 14, 2019