Outhouse Wi-Fi

In rural America, your modem’s connection to the outside world is only as great as your plumbing solution for nature’s calling: antiquated and slightly sh**ty.

(Rural) Player A: My WiFi’s actin’ up tonight, dagnabit!
(City) Player B: Your “Outhouse Wi-Fi” costing us this match, dude!

* As a predicate, it isn’t necessarily exclusive to rural U.S. players; can be used to describe poor-quality internet connections.

by yourpalVanguard February 21, 2021

fiyah fi dat

fiyah fi dat is a jamaican phrase for or to disagree with something happening or disliking it

etc 'im gay' fiyah fi dat as in ee i dont support gays and no y are you gay

by manlikeicldk May 16, 2023

Fi Jamma Slamma

{fy-jahm-mah-slahm-mah} noun, 1. a physical fight or altercation involving a large number of people - usually involving weapons such as bats, sticks, knives, brass nuckles, etc. 2. a rumble

We're getting ready for tonight's fi jamma slamma. Are you in? If so, bring a weapon.

Last night's fi jamma slamma involved more than fifteen people - with three being hurt badly.

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 18, 2009

wi-fi dump

to take a poop while surfing the web.

I was myspacing while taking a wi-fi dump.

by mugatu123 September 10, 2006

janky lo-fi

A combination of janky and lo-fi; bootleg; generally worthless or in extremely poor condition.

Hey, that burgundy velvet smoking jacket is looking kind of janky lo-fi, what happened?

Beer spill.

by yo February 02, 2005

Wi-Fi Idol

When someone spends an inordinate amount of time daily to keep themselves hooked to the internet that a slight withdrawal from social networks could trigger a “digital fit” in them, which would adversely affect their well-being.

Instead of treating the Wi-Fi as a blessing rather than a curse, Jane has allowed the Wi-fi idol to enslave her to the point that she’d need to go for spiritual deliverance to free her from digital addiction.

by MathPlus September 12, 2018

Sci Fi Gangsta

is when a straight up badass mo fo is down with sci fi such as starwars and will either use forces powers on you such as force choke or force lightning or just go old school and bust out the light saber and take you out!

some joker was talking trash on me on facebook so I went sci fi gangsta on dat ho and beat her down wit mah jedi light saber what!?!

by whoopDwhoop November 10, 2010