by Donkey feeder March 21, 2017
Dick feeding describes the event wherein the shotgun of a penis shaped piece is being managed by a fellow smoker/innocent bystander whilst the individual taking the hit uses two lighters to cherry the bowl as he or she embraces him or herself for what can only be described as a godlike hit.
by lolwhatupmayne September 09, 2009
by MerrianWeebster March 31, 2017
Cupping your fingers together and inserting them in and out of a chicks ass - aka "feeding the mule"
(opposite of feeding the horse)
(opposite of feeding the horse)
You are doing a chick doggy, and have a spare hand, so you cup your fingers put them in her ass aka feeding the mule!
by dunniss June 22, 2006
A man engaging in vigorous sexual congress with a woman who posesses a unkempt bush can be said to be 'feeding the rat'
A man joins assorted friends for breakfast following a heavy night out:
Man: "Goodness, you should have seen the size of the badger on the bird i pulled last night, I almost lost my kebab"
Mate #1: "Did you feed the rat?"
Man: "Yeah, I managed to throw a flacid semi up her"
Man: "Goodness, you should have seen the size of the badger on the bird i pulled last night, I almost lost my kebab"
Mate #1: "Did you feed the rat?"
Man: "Yeah, I managed to throw a flacid semi up her"
by bigmikey November 05, 2005
Your girlfriend is in the bath tub, you are positioned on the toilet or adjacent piece of furniture. You proceed to pleasure yourself reaching climax, letting your tasty flakes fly into the water to be devoured by the waiting mer-woman.
by edward connors January 01, 2008
A pitiful amount of money you get from an employer or the benefits office where once you've paid everything out to stop yourself getting evicted and keep debt collectors off your back you're just about lucky to have enough left to buy a few bits from the reduced shelf at the supermarket
I'm once again sat clock watching for 5 days with nothing to my name waiting to be paid my chicken feed
by purpleponce October 25, 2020