Evan

Way cooler than anyone named stryker

Wow evans cooler than stryker

by Yoauntsdad November 26, 2019

Evan

A simp who can't get any pussy whatsoever

"Look at Evan trying to pick up that girl"
"What a fuckin' simp"

by Simp_Lord March 2, 2020

Evan

The hottest guy in the world. He is funny and has swarms if girls around him. He’s pretty much the best. Every girl loves him and want to be with him all the time.

I love Evan.

by Heatherkelsie September 1, 2019

Evan

thicc with infinite C's

Alberto~ "Damn man have you seen Evan he is soooooo thicc!!!"
Tony~ "I know, right, bro he's the thiccest of the thicc"

by Albert Alien June 24, 2018

Evan

Evan is a gorgeous most handsome boy you will ever meet. He treats girls very well and is always by there side. He’s kind and caring and a right laugh. He’s one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet. Don’t let go of him, he’s like a precious diomand.

Girl- *crys*

Evan-whats up?
Girl- then people are horrible

Evan- Let me have a word with them

by James08 November 2, 2019

Evan

A pussy that has a girlfriend just to hide the fact that he is gay

I am an Evan.

by Ealgivf February 4, 2019

Evan

The ugly smelly guy who sits in the corner of a gym to watch men most likely a Mexican

See that guy I bet his name is Evan creepy fuck

by Dirty boy 6161 June 21, 2019