Evan

Basically God.

Someone: "Hi Evan"
Someone else: "You cant talk to him hes got wayyyyy to much clout"

by EASHGANNG May 28, 2019

Evan

The coolest guy on earth.

He is very smart and can create almost anything you desire!
He has a Phd (Pritty Huge Dick)
He is the best guy you will ever meet.
He never cheats on you.
He is the most honest guy you will ever meet.

"Evan has to be the best guy"

by EvanIsVeryHot June 12, 2018

Evan

Evan is a fat prick that no one likes don’t be a Evan kids

Evan touch little kids in his attic

by Evan likes dick June 21, 2019

Evan

He is understandable and will let you tell him anything and won’t tell a soul. Evans Love their girlfriends and snuggling with them. Evans are tough on the out side and sweet and kind in the inside. They are very athletic and competitive and once you get an Evan don’t let them go they are 1 in a million

Girl 1: OMG look how hot he is!!
Girl 2: he must be an Evan

by emily920 January 11, 2018

Evan

He is a fat hoe with a 30 minute 5k time and is also the gayest person alive and is a BOOMER

Bruh Evan is a hoe

by Hitler the Jew slayer November 21, 2019

Evan

Evan is a gorgeous most handsome boy you will ever meet. He treats girls very well and is always by there side. He’s kind and caring and a right laugh. He’s one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet. Don’t let go of him, he’s like a precious diomand.

Girl- *crys*

Evan-whats up?
Girl- then people are horrible

Evan- Let me have a word with them

by James08 November 2, 2019

Evans

A nice guy ლ(́◉౪◉‵ლ)

Evans is nice ლ(́◉౪◉‵ლ)

by ლ(́◉౪◉‵ლ) January 19, 2019