Evan

A pussy that has a girlfriend just to hide the fact that he is gay
by Ealgivf February 04, 2019
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He’s a complete retard, but is fun to talk to. He cant read, speak, or write at all. This certain evan makes one hell of a best friend tho<3:)
guy 1 “oh whos evan
guy 2 “he’s one hell of a hunk is who he is😉”
by feuves January 24, 2022
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A tall, handsome, dreamy looking... but is actually a jerk who lost his virginity at 13. All he has is a cheap ass vape and tells everyone that he smokes weed and gets drunk every night.

You like him but he has done to many things to make your friends hate him so can't date
You: omg evan just told me that he likes me! hes so hot
Friend: NO you cant hes like a drug dealer or somthing and hes beef jerky without the beef.
You: your right (silently dies inside)
by Thatsonekid666 January 20, 2019
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He is a fat hoe with a 30 minute 5k time and is also the gayest person alive and is a BOOMER
Bruh Evan is a hoe
by Hitler the Jew slayer November 21, 2019
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Alberto~ "Damn man have you seen Evan he is soooooo thicc!!!"
Tony~ "I know, right, bro he's the thiccest of the thicc"
by Albert Alien June 25, 2018
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Funny, sweet, and hot, too. He is the perfect man, but he can break your heart. He is trustworthy, as long as you get to know him first. If you have an Evan in your life, don't let him go. He is so lovable, it literally just makes me sick. (In a good way). :p
Evan is sooooo hot.
by Evrick June 06, 2019
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Evan is a fat prick that no one likes don’t be a Evan kids
Evan touch little kids in his attic
by Evan likes dick June 21, 2019
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