Elusive Eddie

An official creeper of the candy aisle and little children's windows. He may, or may not, be real and have a van. Rarely seen individual who appears only at night for short periods of time. He is also a fire walker and can dance to hip hop if wearing an elf costume.

"Have you seen Elusive Eddie?"

"No..."

"Neither have we!"

by fire walking elf December 15, 2011

Thirsty Eddie

A man who gets too scummy(drunk) and sexually harass all women. This may include groping, fondling, and being a sexual predator.

Tell me why i saw Thirsty Eddie at Transit almost get his ass kicked by a pimp for fondling his prostitute.

by da MoB March 14, 2008

Eddie Izzard

Comedian Action and executive transvestite, know for jokes such as "we british dont win the olympics, its a political statement because we dont like our national anthem! god save the queen! thats a pretty damned saved queen!" and "CAKE OR DEATH?!" and other political and historical refernce jokes

hilarious, always

by gillian May 3, 2004

eddie munster

The male child in the 60s TV series "The Munsters". He was a werewolf

Eddie Munster is such a charming little werewolf.

by gww April 27, 2006

Eddie Hall

Born in Dead Sea, Jordan, Eddie Hall is most notable for being the saltiest strongman to walk the Earth. Known for his feud with Hafthor Bjornsson, and for being the only person to dispute his obvious 501KG deadlift world record.

"Bro, Eddie Hall is trying to invalidate Hafthor's Bjornnson even though it was done with independently weighed plates for a live audience"
"Lol, Eddie is a salt mine"

by Big Man Gordon May 7, 2020

eddie murphy

A comedian who USED to be funny.

What happened Eddie? Did Daddy Day Care kill your career?

by Alomar January 26, 2005

Eddie and melody

The couple that can never fall apart. Always there for each other. Eddie loves melody and gives her kisses everyday to Melody then always ending it with one on the neck. There inseparable! Eddie’s are mostly likely to top Melody, Melody's the sweet girl who’s kind to everyone while Eddie’s the boy to murder you on the spot if you touch Melody. Eddie always on Mel to the point one night they’re gonna do IT (if Yk Yk) lol! Now if your names Melody and you have an Eddie in your life you’re in for a treat!

“Who are they?”

“That’s Eddie and melody. You better stay away from mel cuz Eddie’s coming for you”

by Star_lights_forever March 7, 2023