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every fuck thing

Every single thing, whether big or small, meaningful or not, regardless of importance.
He just about suggested every fuck thing should be included in his proposal for government assisted funding.
by Moronmanic Void January 12, 2021
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Another way of saying , ‘There’s someone for everyone’; The key referring to the male genitalia and the hole referring to the female
‘Who the hell wants that?’

‘Well you know what they say, there’s a key for every hole… and some holes have a lot of keys.’
by SiL3Nt J September 11, 2023
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Every Monday

On every Monday it's Mario and 40s day drinking day
by Every monday May 23, 2024
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fingering every pie

Severely misunderstanding 'finger in every pie' and trying to do inappropriate hand-based sexual maneuvers with pastry.
"I'll show you! I'll finger every pie. None of your pies will be left unmolested. Nobody is safe from my fingering every pie."
by DicksAndGiggles May 7, 2022
mugGet the fingering every piemug.
Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
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When a girl is fucked very athletically all over the house, every day of the week when she first has starts to have sex with her boyfriend
I remember when we first got together, i fucked her every which way since Sunday
by Mystikal 234 June 12, 2021
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