evening of his life

The only night in a sorry motherfucker's life that he'll ever tap a chick's ass

That was the evening of his life.

by ShrtysSk8er April 21, 2004

Even Man Out

like being the odd man out, but if you were included you would make the group an even number

John:how are things goin with your 3 roommates?
Mike: They're okay, but I always feel like the even man out

by Bigg Redd99 November 3, 2010

Even-chilled

Someone who has a steady temperament without many highs or lows in general. They can stay calm cool and collected under times of excitement or stress. An alternative term for even-keeled.

It has been a pleasure working with you and I gotta say... overall you are even-chilled!

by Su8LiMe1 April 19, 2018

Event Horizon

The darkened area of skin which surrounds the asshole.

She bent over in a thong and I got lost in her Event Horizon.

by majic mike December 30, 2018

Event Staff

A trigger word used to initiate a heist upon a cross country or track event. Usually purchussing event staff or official jackets, vests, hats, etc.

"Oh golly goodness glumpter! We should Event Staff, theres no one around!'

by Tshchlerky January 9, 2023

break-even party

A house party where the host is constanly asking for money because he or she thinks the host should not have to throw down any money for the keg or liquor.

Example (break-even party):

Partygoer 1: "Hey man, where are the cups?"

Host: "The cups are in my room. Give me a few bucks and I'll get you one."

Partygoer 2: "You are charging for cups?"

Host: "We are using my house, I should not have to pay anything for the keg."

Partygoer 1: "Damnit I hate break-even parties."

by Justin514 December 19, 2008

email event horizon

The bottom of the list of emails in your inbox that you can see on one screen without scrolling or clicking to the next page. Once an email slips to the next screen, the likelihood of a response is significantly diminished.

Sorry, it took so long to get back to you. It was kind of a crazy week and once your email slipped below the event horizon I completely spaced.

by clever.h January 5, 2011