egoseismic

the thinking of you causing natural disasters such as: earthquakes, tornadoes, hurricanes, etc.

You cause natural disasters

"Yo man, i feel egoseismic cuz' there was an earthquake and I predicted it. And when I moved to California, we directed the natural disasters to North Carolina."

"OMG"

by Hsiaoy June 13, 2012

egoseismic

The belief that one's personal location directly affects the epicenter of earthquakes. A pun of "egocentric".

Friend1: Since we moved to California, there hasn't been an earthquake, but back in North Carolina, where we're from, there WAS one!

Friend2: Maybe it's US! Like, where we live can't get hit!

Friend1: That's not how it works. Quit being egoseismic.

by quanticat June 13, 2012

emohead

Someone who is emo.
Synonym: emo kid.

She's so emo, what an emohead!

by emohead 🐧 November 6, 2016

emojessive

Emojessive

Emoji+expressive.
When social media users are using emojis😛only to express their emotions.

Anthony : What’s going on, girl?
Samantha : 😔😭
Anthony : You are so emojessive!

by neptos June 15, 2017

Emojer

A person that responds with one emoji that ruins your whole mood if not your life.

I'm one of the best emojers.

by Underscore@1203 October 12, 2020

emesexual

Emesesexual is the kind of boy who really wants to hump Emese. Emese is kind of a woman. Emese is beautiful and apple.

Everyone should have an Emese!

I'm totally Emesexual.

by Huncut Kolbi 69 November 12, 2020

Emeșe

e ^2 + Δf/2 + sqrt(3)(a) - (a^4*π - h/2) / sqrt(e) = Ge

God of Emeșe = Ge
Emeșe = e
Forest = f

Animals = a

Hen= h

Do you know the formula of God of Emeșe?
Of course I know it, LOL!

by R4r3s February 3, 2021