Duncan Seaman

A character in a hypothetical alternate version of I2-3 conceived by Ace Attorney Circlejerk members

In this better version, Artie Frost (or Issac Dover in the ethical translation) would be named "Duncan Seaman" and he would be dunked in a cum fountain instead of a water fountain

what if the fountain in i2-3 was a cum fountain and Artie Frost wad called Duncan Seaman

by Eyacorkett June 02, 2025

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Duncan Style

Having doggy style intercourse

Damn he/she only lets us go Duncan style.

by Hectorsombrero90 August 25, 2020

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Duncan McJunkin

1. A euphemism for penetrative intercourse. The meaning of "McJunkin" being an thinly veiled reference to the male anatomy, "Duncan" provides the contextualized action to its complement.

2. Also my real name.

3. How is this not the title of a world-class porno?

She's up all night to the sun, I'm all night to get some, She's up all night for good fun, I'm up for Duncan McJunkin.

Have you met Duncan McJunkin? He's an important political leader, in the echelon of Richard "Dick" Swett.

A celebrated male porn star, Duncan McJunkin's cameo role as the plumber in "Pipe Cleaners" was an apt use of his talents, but was hindered by a lackluster and flaccid performance by his costars.

by DMcJ November 20, 2013

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abi duncan

Abi duncan is one of the best people you can have in your life! If you have the pleasure of meeting one treat them with kindness as they are one of a kind and always there for you!

Person 1: “Omg is that Abi Duncan!”
Person 2: “ Yes! Go talk to her!”

by Wepwarp November 23, 2021

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