John you're the biggest div in the world. You said earlier:
"Lets get a some chocolate from the shop"
but we're in the public toilets!
TOTAL DIVEND!
"Lets get a some chocolate from the shop"
but we're in the public toilets!
TOTAL DIVEND!
by CaptainPoop November 12, 2009
Get the Divend mug.A Government run program in which VHS tapes made in the eighties and nineties containing crashes are shown. Intended to scare teens to keep off the streets.
"Ok kids, here's todays driver's education video."
"Ha ha ha, we're a bunch of drunk teens in a car on a country freeway!"
In a different car:
"Tommy, do you want to try gymnastics?"
CRASH
"And that, kids, is why you never drink and drive."
"Ha ha ha, we're a bunch of drunk teens in a car on a country freeway!"
In a different car:
"Tommy, do you want to try gymnastics?"
CRASH
"And that, kids, is why you never drink and drive."
by ThomasHunter14 December 16, 2012
Get the Driver's Education mug.a nicer, more polite way of telling someone to gtfo and get lost-in combination and at the same time
Since gtfo by itself is too boorish and rude to use, and get lost doesn't cut it anymore because most people have cars, it would probably be more appropriate to use the term drive yourself away; people can drive away from a given situation faster than they can physically get lost.
by Sexydimma April 25, 2014
Get the drive yourself away mug.Having sexual relations with a woman sporting ungroomed nether regions. So named for the 16th president of the United States, whose distinguishing characteristic was a large, black, unruly beard.
Kathy: Hey Adam, Brandon's all over that new Asian chick in the office. I don't even think she's cute.
Adam: Yeah, I know, but he's always preferred drivin' a Lincoln.
Adam: Yeah, I know, but he's always preferred drivin' a Lincoln.
by rmlunchcrew November 4, 2014
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We're headed on a pretty good drive through the mountains to Lake Tahoe, so it's important we stock up on Driving Juice to keep the minds sharp!
by BurgWords May 14, 2015
Get the Driving Juice mug.A Drive to Survive Cunt is someone that has absolutely no clue about Formula 1 racing but enjoys the drama created around the sport via the Netflix series 'Drive to Survive'.
Hey Jacob, no wonder you know nothing about the F1, you're a 'Drive to Survive Cunt'.
Oh you've been watching Drive to Survive'', you mustn't know anything about the sport. You, Drive to Survive Cunt.
Oh you've been watching Drive to Survive'', you mustn't know anything about the sport. You, Drive to Survive Cunt.
by mcnafan March 30, 2022
Get the Drive to Survive Cunt mug.A musical entity consisting of no less and not more than six individuals, living in or around the Seattle area, utilizing instruments of music to orchestrate and perform memorable and pleasurable melodies accompanied with singing
My good sir, it occurs to be that these melodies produced by this Madison Drive are both memorable and pleasurable when accompanied with singing. I think I may look them up using the various networks of computers known as the internet.
by Pop Culturally Sensitive Hipster March 14, 2008
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