Downer

Somebody with down syndrome.

'Man, look at that guy, he's a massive downer!'

by 1128 July 6, 2007

Downer

1. A person or thing that is innately depressing 2. An animal that falls to the floor and is unable to stand. Downed animals are oftentimes trampled by other animals. It is perfectly legal to allow downers to die from exposure or to throw them live into dumpsters.

The factory worker watched the downer cow slowly die, while eating a hamburger.

by jj975 April 13, 2015

downer

Someone who suffers from the ever popular "Syndrome of a Down". Usually sports a hideously deformed face and torso, crooked almond eyes and drools constantly. Known for ruining innocent, unsuspecting couples' lives with thier selfishness, they are generally an embarrassment to their families. They generally meander around causing unnecessary noise and offending people with their mere existence in cases where "too-nice-for-their-own-good" families have decided not to abort them or throw them to the wolves shortly after birth.

"That dude's a downer - notice the almond shaped eyes, hunched back and pulsating tongue, complete with an incessant flow of drool. Where's the shotgun?"

by Jes O'Briar March 10, 2008

Elphaba Orion Doherty

Transgender music artist and TikToker

Person 1: Who is that singing defying gravity?
Person 2: Oh that's Elphaba Orion Doherty

by MagicLentils June 1, 2022

pete doherty

A person or thing which initially displays promise, but then fails to live up to that promise. After British singer/song-writer Pete Doherty of Babyshambles, ex of The Libertines. A twat.

"A young lady behind whom we were merrily strolling had a marvellous behind and spectacular legs. Our expectations were thus raised over the prospect of seeing her from the front. Sadly, upon passing said filly, her breasts proved to resemble spaniels' ears and her face a bag of hammers. What a Pete Doherty."

by Westy1980 August 17, 2006

Downer

What extreme System of a Down fans call themselves. Most likely because they are the most kick ass band out there.

Slipknot fans are maggots, System fans are downers.

Tom: Dude I love SOAD.

Jim: You're such a downer.

by beanerwithaweiner July 1, 2006

Downer

Someone who doesn't take their Joy.

Me: You are off your Joy, here take mine.
Downer: No. I don't want to be happy.
Me: Oh my word, your a Downer!

by ishirose November 28, 2020