dingleberry 

Dingleberries are found in the anal and choad region of the body. They are a combination of toilet paper and sheot. This combination is practically indestructable.

New! Capt'n Crunch with dingleberries.

dingleberry by CHOAD April 8, 2003

dingleberry 

An annoying or unwanted person who latches onto others simply so they are not alone. Figuratively, like that piece of poop that latches on and does not want to let go. This person usually feels extremely uncomfortable during these situations.

There was no one to sit with at lunch today, so I awkwardly sat with a group of people I don't really talk to. I felt like such a dingleberry.

dingleberry by i_have_no_name. October 21, 2009

dingleberry 

A DRIED UP CLUMP OF SHIT HANGING FROM YOUR ASS HAIR!!!

Don't you hate it when you're on vacation, and on the way you get a dingleberry? And there's no rest stop? And you have to snip off your shit on the side of the highway?

dingleberry by Cummy worm August 10, 2010

dingleberry 

a small piece of dried up poop, that gets stuck to the hairs of your butthole

ex: ahh my butthole itches, oh lookeeey here, i just pulled off a dingleberry

dingleberry by *shannon January 14, 2008

dingleberry 

Chunk of poop left on your corn hole after proceeding in the act of shitting.

I thought I was done pooping, but when i stood up I could feel a dingleberry

dingleberry by Fundamental April 7, 2008

dingleberries 

Little beads of shit stuck to one's anal hairs.

Eew! I was giving my girlfriend a rim-job only to find myself slurping her dingleberries!

dingleberries by sparky April 5, 2004

dingleberries 

dried up balls of poop you find when taking a shower and cleaning your butthole

what is this shit on my ass

dingleberries by joshua_thaylandw January 7, 2004