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National Suck Dick Day

Every year on January 8 you can show her this for free head
“hey babe, did you know its national suck dick day?”
by dickothy January 2, 2022
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National I Just Be Dick Day

National I just be dick day falls on December 7. Famous Celebrity DVS (Initials used to preserve anonymity) The origin of this phrase started in an apologetic attempt to this day wether it was successful or not is unknown. But nowadays it serves to be the most hilarious phrase when you just wanna be dick!
“I just be dick” Was the words that started ‘National I just be dick day
by The Nice Internet Fellow December 13, 2022
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tiny dick day

May 17th is National Tiny Dick Day. A day that celebrates every man, woman, and everything in between with a tiny dick.
"its May 17th, National Tiny Dick Day! Go tell Brody!!"
by casynsjnxbxbb May 30, 2023
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kick dick day

all girl will have the permission to kick boys balls on the 5th of october😘✨
hey michelle i heard it’s kick dick day wanna👁👄👁 john
by theloveguru October 3, 2020
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On May 6th, the day after Cinco De Mayo, it is tradition in American culture to take turns on Cowens Bumhole, stuffing your meat stick where the sun don’t shine.
Person 1: Yay it’s May 6th!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!
by Ballsandshit May 5, 2024
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National suck a dick day

The 9th of February is known for being the best day for a woman to suck a dick whether he's a friend,first date or long term boyfriend you will enjoy sucking his dick
Hey its national suck a dick day!

Perfect whip it out already
by Sam's real February 2, 2020
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National grab dick day

Every year on April 11th it is customary and allowed for girls to grab dick on whoever they’d like
Hey did you remember to grab a dick today it’s the national grab dick day
by Cloakedvirginia April 11, 2019
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