an imaginative gauze that women insert into their vajay-jay. mostly adolescent teenage girls for when their raging hormones want them to masturbate, thus making coochie juice appear. if this filter is not changed often, coochie juice will seep through and get every where.
***girl 1: " man, do you have and extra coochie filter? that guy over there is soooo hot. i dont think i'll be able to control myself!"
girl 2: " sorry dont have any. i'm glad i have one! he is super hot!"
*** "i hope my girlfriend doesnt have her coochie filter in. because if i wanna bang her she'll ask me to take it out, and i hate doing that!"
girl 2: " sorry dont have any. i'm glad i have one! he is super hot!"
*** "i hope my girlfriend doesnt have her coochie filter in. because if i wanna bang her she'll ask me to take it out, and i hate doing that!"
by ur_fave_cookie_eater12 November 17, 2010

by Alli B, Liz, ALYSSA!!!!!, Shea November 28, 2006

by The Big Thicc September 11, 2019

by betito79 March 11, 2005

by danbot1s December 29, 2013

Typically a Middle Schooler or Elementary School child who "Mixes Coochies" ( Has Sex ) in the hallway. Also confused with Kissing Privates.
GirlW: Omg. Look! GirlB and BoyC are TOTALLY mixing coochies!
BoyJ: That's hilarious.
GirlG: No, it's gross.
GirlM: They're Coochie Mixers!!
BoyJ: That's hilarious.
GirlG: No, it's gross.
GirlM: They're Coochie Mixers!!
by wowierat666666 September 30, 2019

by RealMorphineAddict July 24, 2020
