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coochie filter

an imaginative gauze that women insert into their vajay-jay. mostly adolescent teenage girls for when their raging hormones want them to masturbate, thus making coochie juice appear. if this filter is not changed often, coochie juice will seep through and get every where.
***girl 1: " man, do you have and extra coochie filter? that guy over there is soooo hot. i dont think i'll be able to control myself!"
girl 2: " sorry dont have any. i'm glad i have one! he is super hot!"

*** "i hope my girlfriend doesnt have her coochie filter in. because if i wanna bang her she'll ask me to take it out, and i hate doing that!"
by ur_fave_cookie_eater12 November 17, 2010
mugGet the coochie filtermug.

coochie tap

Playful tap of a woman's vagina, another way of saying Hey Girl!!
You look great today girlfriend!!! (coochie tap)
by Alli B, Liz, ALYSSA!!!!!, Shea November 28, 2006
mugGet the coochie tapmug.

itchy coochie

a type of coochie that really needs to be scratched by a penis.
Babe, get over here. I've got an itchy coochie and I need you to scratch.
by The Big Thicc September 11, 2019
mugGet the itchy coochiemug.

coochie-lade

the yummmy lemonade-like juice flowing from the woman's vagina.
woooweee her coochielade is real tart
by betito79 March 11, 2005
mugGet the coochie-lademug.

Coochie Catcher

Similar to a cootie catcher, where instead of fortunes told, pussy jokes are made.
I saw my best friend make a coochie catcher at school.
by danbot1s December 29, 2013
mugGet the Coochie Catchermug.

Coochie Mixer

Typically a Middle Schooler or Elementary School child who "Mixes Coochies" ( Has Sex ) in the hallway. Also confused with Kissing Privates.
GirlW: Omg. Look! GirlB and BoyC are TOTALLY mixing coochies!
BoyJ: That's hilarious.
GirlG: No, it's gross.
GirlM: They're Coochie Mixers!!
by wowierat666666 September 30, 2019
mugGet the Coochie Mixermug.

coochie scout

when a man be scoutin for da cooch no cap
damn did you hear she got a coochie beard, only a coochie scout would know that
by RealMorphineAddict July 24, 2020
mugGet the coochie scoutmug.

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