The coolest content creator that is sober and thriving. Thrifting by day, stiltwalking by night. All whilst building a community of sober, like-minded individuals. Also called the Manic Messiah. His followers are called his disciples.
A- “Did you see that dude walking downtown on stilts? He looks like a chill dude!”
B- “Oh, that’s Columbus Keith. I’m on of his disciples. Want me to introduce you to the Manic Messiah?”
A- “Hell yeah brother!”
B- “Oh, that’s Columbus Keith. I’m on of his disciples. Want me to introduce you to the Manic Messiah?”
A- “Hell yeah brother!”
by MediumMF July 17, 2025
Get the Columbus Keith mug.Introducing Columbus Guys. The douchiest, self absorbed, nastiest dudes you’ll ever meet. Half of all Miami girls want to fuck them just because it’s the hype. Literally any girl, Lourdes girls, st Brendan girls, reef girls, etc... will fuck a guy from Columbus, and by any guy I mean even the ugliest motherfucker you can possibly imagine. On the bright side there are some Columbus guys who are actually really fuckin cool.
Columbus Guys
Girl 1: hey have you seen Jeremy from Columbus?!
Girl 2: the really ugly one?
Girl 1: BRO HES SO FUCKING FINE, I can just see past the ugliness
Girl 2 (normal human): girl ikyfl...
Girl 1: hey have you seen Jeremy from Columbus?!
Girl 2: the really ugly one?
Girl 1: BRO HES SO FUCKING FINE, I can just see past the ugliness
Girl 2 (normal human): girl ikyfl...
by St Brendan April 26, 2019
Get the COLUMBUS GUYS mug.Matt: "Aye my girl is a virgin. I ain't neva been with one before!"
Damian: " You Columbus Coded. LMFAO"
Damian: " You Columbus Coded. LMFAO"
by Atomic54 December 7, 2023
Get the Columbus Coded mug.The official unofficial generational nickname for Gen Z, referring to how often they discover something that a prior generation has already discovered.
Gen Z: "I just discovered Quiet Walks! It's where you take a walk without your technology with you!"
Everyone Else: "You mean, just walking? Typical of the Columbus Generation"
Everyone Else: "You mean, just walking? Typical of the Columbus Generation"
by zolphinus January 18, 2024
Get the Columbus Generation mug.¹ The last name of Spanish explorer Christopher Columbus who was searching for India and found an entirely new continent instead.
² A relatively large city in the U.S state of Ohio.
³ A city ALSO in the U.S but in Georgia this time.
² A relatively large city in the U.S state of Ohio.
³ A city ALSO in the U.S but in Georgia this time.
¹ "Columbus was such a bitch, he didn't even discover the United States."
² & ³ "Man I hate being in Columbus"
² & ³ "Man I hate being in Columbus"
by yogha November 19, 2023
Get the Columbus mug.¹ The last name of Spanish explorer Christopher Columbus who was searching for India and found an entirely new continent instead.
² A relatively large city in the U.S state of Ohio.
³ A city ALSO in the U.S but in Georgia this time.
² A relatively large city in the U.S state of Ohio.
³ A city ALSO in the U.S but in Georgia this time.
¹ "Columbus was such a bitch, he didn't even discover the United States."
² & ³ "Man I hate being in Columbus"
² & ³ "Man I hate being in Columbus"
by yogha November 19, 2023
Get the Columbus mug.by lani4127 November 27, 2021
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