colesterol queen

When someone eats so enough colesterol to clog a cows heart and then gives dietary advise.

The professor is a such a colesterol queen he eats enough fat to make an Ethiopian obese, can't understand why his blood pressure is skyrocketed, and tells everyone else how to lose weight.

by Styxlover July 17, 2016

cleosha

Anti-social nigga that don't give a fuck about shit. One of the finest rarest people you'll ever see.

So you really don't care Cleosha?

by Chris Hines March 13, 2017

Coleslaw

Dick

Fuck you colslaw is great. Coleslaw being as good as a dick that is.

by MemelordMurp June 16, 2017

Coleslaw

A super gay salad

Hey man I'm super gay let me get some coleslaw to smear on my Titts.

by MemelordMurp June 16, 2017

Colostriphobia

...fear of Allen Corbett

Anna: "What's your biggest fear?"
Sarah: "I'm highly triggered by Allen Corbett."
Hannah: "wow you must have colostriphobia!"

by Rigerthat August 20, 2017

colostobaggin

Tearing up a near-empty box/carton of wine to get to the plastic bag and squeeze the last few drops out. A sign of desperation. An act typically performed when no one else is watching.

The guests were all gone, but Mike needed a final swish of plonk before bed. Confident he was alone, Mike had no hesitation about colostobaggin the last drink of the evening.

by jamie3211 October 18, 2017

colosseum curtains

An extra long foreskin.

His foreskin hung from his dick like the colosseum curtains.

by SmiffySmiffy November 26, 2017