Cockblocked by your pet

When you’re about the fuck the baddest bitch in the ocean but she’s so into you’re pets that you end being blue balled or sitting alone cause your pet gets all the attention

Matt:I was about to bang Lisa last night but Fido got in the way

Adam: damn bro sounds like you got cockblocked by your pet

Matt:damn even my dog pulls more pussy than me

by Niggalini March 31, 2022

Cockblock Tomahawk

An object thrown with the intent of cockblocking a couple.

PJ: Did you hear about Jake and Meredith? She was giving him head in a movie theater and someone threw a cockblock tomahawk at them!
Amelia: Wow, that's embarrassing!

by Frank Longbottom September 7, 2013

Cockblocking

A true dick move

Jonathan: “hey asshole, go cockblocking somewhere else, bitch!”
Generic asshole: “no. Also, fuck you, imma steal your girl.”

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns July 16, 2021

cockblock

you. ryan. basically anyone named ryan.

Person 1: "bro whats a cockblock"
Person 2: "you."
Person 1. "... what the fuck"

by cockyblockysucky April 24, 2022

cockblockers

The type of people who do everything to invalidate every move you make on someone you are attracted to or in love with just because they c couldn't do it themselves. So, according to their crab-bucket logic, if they can't do it, neither you can.

Person A: Bro, I can't wait to meet her on this date.
Person B: My guy, she is way out of your league.
Person C: Cockblockers being like:

by TheKamikazeMonkeys May 28, 2024