Colby ray short is a godly beast who would read you mind with his 30 ft SCHLONG. He would loot at u and fuck you mentally with his god almighty cock he is so sexy when he enters a room every girl wants him.unlike zachary lopez. Zachary lopez is a kid who gets bullied for his lunch money
Zachary lopez:h-hey Col-
Colby: STFU and give me yo lunch money you stupid simp
Zach:O-ok sor-
Colby:eat my ass
Colby ray short is the all o mighty god
Colby: STFU and give me yo lunch money you stupid simp
Zach:O-ok sor-
Colby:eat my ass
Colby ray short is the all o mighty god
by RayJJizzle July 2, 2020

by Taylor poops shin November 16, 2017

The sexiest man alive. He is hot af and he can be the cutest boyfriend ever. You should never hurt him because he doesn't deserve that. He deserves to be loved. Be careful you can easily get lost in his ocean eyes
by Daddy Brock April 9, 2019

Also known as a young Bob Patrick, Kevin Colby Hebert is the ultimate anal animal savage. He enjoys long walks on the beach and stimulating an innocent boys butt hole. (preferably 4-12 year olds). While scared to use his real name by the fear of being found and captured, Kevin uses the name "COBRA".
by BUTT KISSER May 29, 2012

he is a great friend and I will always be there for you he is the most honest person and has great hair it’s very hard for him to make decisions and sometimes doesn’t always make the best ones but he is a great person and will always be there for you
colby the greatest friend
by urmommypres August 3, 2021

*insert every single synonym of attractive* man on this planet and i won't say otherwise HOW CAN HE BO SO HAT AND SO CUTE AT THE SAME TIME-
literally BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES, impeccable jawline, just overall amazing
literally BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES, impeccable jawline, just overall amazing
any person who has standards: hey who are you watching
me: dadd- i mean colby brock
any person who has standards: rly omg he's so fine *pulls out phone* *subscribes*
me: dadd- i mean colby brock
any person who has standards: rly omg he's so fine *pulls out phone* *subscribes*
by hearts.for.colbs_ January 24, 2023
