Slow cooked Clam chowder

Before heading to the bed for time with your women, you make the conscious decision to take a spoon up with.. proceed with intercourse.. When you slam a fat load deep in to your female friends axe wound, instead of her heading to the bathroom she just falls asleep like in the movies, allowing your semen to really mature in flavour and texture over night. Next morning wake her up with a spoonful of freshly cooked Clam chowder for her to taste, if the flavour is strong and the texture is lumpy jobs a gooden it's time to collect the rest in Tupperware and let your friends and colleagues enjoy some at work. After all, sharing is caring

Tom: what you up to tonight?

James: Think I'm gonna make me some slow cooked Clam chowder!

Tom: ooooo my man ! Make sure you bring some in for the boys tomorow

James: there's gonna be loads to go round mate, I been blue balling for 2 weeks !

Tom: you always know how make it the way I like dude.

by Hornyharts February 1, 2020

Teneskeet Slam Chowder

When you and all the boys take turns cumming in a chick and she pussy farts it into a bowl letting it sit in the sunlight to bake. Strongly resembling chunky clam chowder.

All my boys at Lavergne PD made a sick batch of Teneskeet Slam Chowder.

by Shit_patch_boyz January 18, 2023

south Texas clam chowder

The substance excreted from between a south Texas meth whores legs after she's had a wagon train ran on her.

Stokes slipped in some south Texas clam chowder last night!

by Suka may korncob April 20, 2023

the boston clam chowder

Eating boston clam chowder out of a womans pussy when she is on her rag.

Eat all your boston clam chowder little jimmy.

The boston clam chowder

by like a little blowjob April 5, 2008

N' Orleans chowder pocket

Similar to a chowder pocket. Several men ejaculate in a female, creating a chowder pocket, then the last guy in line adds hot sauce, then slurps it out.

Yo, dude, my throat burns after doin' that N' Orleans chowder pocket!

by Matt Connor March 13, 2008

Chowder

verb: To accidentally poop a little into the pants, especially during or directly after ripping ass.

noun: The material resulting from a shart.

*person 1 rips loud ass*
person 2: "I say, that was rather sonorous. I hope you didn't chowder."
person 1: "Oh dear, it appears I have. Excuse me whilst I go clean this chowder from my undergarments."

by Steakface November 22, 2009

shadman-chowderied

The act of being hit in the face with a lunch box.

AAHHH! Matt just shadman-chowderied me!!

by DoctorWhoLover March 22, 2010