Arm Wrestling the One Eyed Purple Headed Champion

1. Using the hands to beat the shit out of and pin down a cock. 2. A legal choke hold maneuver.

"I can't come over right now... I'm arm wrestling the one eyed purple headed champion."

by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003

ming mong world champion rupert beaumont

one who has not yet had sex

J: you loser, ming mong world champion rupert beaumont 45 year old

by marshall banana June 12, 2004

Paddy Cakes - a nickname for UFC Champion Conor Mcgregor in middle-school.

Paddy Cake Was used as Conor Mcgregors nickname by the bully that stuffed him in his locker during middle school. The nickname lives strong in Dublin till this day.

Paddy Cakes - a nickname for UFC Champion Conor Mcgregor in middle-school.
How Conor Mcgregors bully talked to the young ladd in middle school -" Hey Paddycakes get in the fooking locker for fooks sake you bloody cunt "

by UrbanWebsterDic March 17, 2017

Champion school

A private school for junior or elementary kids one of the kids are Jordan he goes to tankers class and I am eli my crush us this girl brisaida I just want to fuck that girl over and over like that booty damn mmmmmm

bro I have found this girl in champion school bro she be looking hot

by CHAMPION SCHOOL May 30, 2018

Breakfast of Champions

That thing your dad says.

Boy, this sure is quite the breakfast your mother cooked us— a regular breakfast of champions.

by SomeDude22 April 27, 2019

Breakfast of champions

In the beautiful game of hockey, is players like to eat the "breakfast of champions", it is basically any number of junk foods paired with eachother to create a so called "breakfast", which usually contains the following (included but not limited to):
-Pizza rolls
-Cookies
-Twinkies
-Cold pizza
-Gatorade
-Fattening cereals (Fruity pebbles, etc.)
-Ice cream
Combine any of your favorite junk foods and hit the ice, you got a game to win.

Jason: Today's breakfast of champions consisted of 2 slices of cold dominos pizza, a hand full of skittles, some vanilla ice cream and to wash it down I drank a liter of brisk tea.
Kris: That's nothin', this morning I scarfed down like 2 brownies and a cupcake, 6 jumbo marshmallows, some pizza rolls and a couple glasses of Mtn Dew.

by jason906906 March 2, 2016

Championed

When an officer or superior in your chain of command plays constant pranks and/or continually harasses his/her inferior, making it difficult for said inferior to work or function properly. Named for the harassment one suffers under the rule of CPT Champion.

SPC Green was championed all day while he was trying to work in the aid station. He was very unproductive due to being championed so much.

by Green_Machine June 1, 2011