thinking chair

(noun) toilet; the most private and relaxing place to sit and think.

Doug: yo man, are you partying tonight?
Dave: i dunno, i'm gonna go to my thinking chair and see what i decide.

by jellyalternative December 10, 2008

Chair Fetus

when a girl has her period in a chair and a guy sperms in the same chair it combines to make a baby.

Hey, don't sit on that chair fetus.

by CheeseyBanana April 12, 2009

Chair emoji

An inside joke on tiktok/IG. Use the chair emoji instead of laughing emojis

Chair emoji - an inside joke on tiktok/IG. Use the chair emoji instead of laughing emojis.

Example:

Can’t believe they did that🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑

by yamor September 22, 2021

papasan chair

Old Asian Male facesitter

The papasan chair nearly suffocated that dude.

by Hotnhotter January 13, 2018

the lucas-chair

a fighting move, usually casted in a classroom, where one grabs a nearby while in a fight, throwing it at an opponent

dude did you hear? he went lucas mode and did the lucas-chair at autum

by cazpers February 20, 2023

Pool Chair

When it’s so hot that your ass sweats so much that when you sit down you leave a puddle of sweat on the chair

Cole: “It’s very hot today”
Myles: “I know I’ve got a pool chair

by Igetbitchesmyles March 12, 2022

Chair hug

Any hug that starts in a chair and ends up on the floor by any means.

Guy A: Dude i gave that chick a chair hug.

Guy B: How'd you get to the floor?

Guy A: I tickled her, easiest way.

by Theblakclover August 31, 2010