thinking chair

(noun) toilet; the most private and relaxing place to sit and think.

Doug: yo man, are you partying tonight?
Dave: i dunno, i'm gonna go to my thinking chair and see what i decide.

by jellyalternative December 10, 2008

Chair Fetus

when a girl has her period in a chair and a guy sperms in the same chair it combines to make a baby.

Hey, don't sit on that chair fetus.

by CheeseyBanana April 12, 2009

Chair Scare

When you sit at an occupied table with the intention of making them move by being loud and/or annoying.

Aka: Scaring people away from a table

Friend: "There are no free tables for all of us...what should we do?"

You: "Let's go to that one and Chair Scare them"

by BobertLife October 23, 2011

Chair humper

an extremely tall and lanky drunk sloptard who randomly grabs chairs in the middle of dancing and begins to thrust into it as to make chair babies.

Dave used to walk like an Egyptian but now he's just a lonely chair humper.

by Chichi33 June 6, 2014

Pool Chair

When it’s so hot that your ass sweats so much that when you sit down you leave a puddle of sweat on the chair

Cole: “It’s very hot today”
Myles: “I know I’ve got a pool chair

by Igetbitchesmyles March 12, 2022

papasan chair

Old Asian Male facesitter

The papasan chair nearly suffocated that dude.

by Hotnhotter January 13, 2018

the lucas-chair

a fighting move, usually casted in a classroom, where one grabs a nearby while in a fight, throwing it at an opponent

dude did you hear? he went lucas mode and did the lucas-chair at autum

by cazpers February 20, 2023