Certified Asian

When you get high and your eyes get squinted enough to look Asian.

"Bro you like certified"
"Yeah I just because a certified asian"

by Certified Asians March 19, 2022

Certified Rizzler

A person who went to the school of Charisma and graduated top of his class is known as a Certified Rizzler. This person has a a mass inhuman amount of charisma which he or she uses to attract those they feel attraction to. This high amount of rizz certifies them to be a top tier Rizzler.

Mrs Garo a certified Rizzler rizzed up Mr Garo.

She was such a Rizzler she rizzed up the whole school.

by Elric July 22, 2024

certified dead

Used in a context where the person is 100% out of lifes breath and not able to function as a living human being.

Also used as slay, with "slay boots the house down houston i'm diseased OR: certified dead"

Wow she got hit by a car! But she did it in style. Slay boots the house down, houston she's certified dead.

by piet pieraat February 6, 2024

certified tikybo

That type a nigga who Snatch anybody bitch, the Best rapper and the true GOAT , also the nicest nigga ever cuz he gets the most clout.

Certified Tikybo is too nice

by Claudio goodweller June 18, 2018

Certified by Dyson

(Noun) The ability to perform fellacio so successfully that the Receiver claims the Giver could suck start a Dyson vacuum cleaner without it being plugged into a power source. Also referred to as the ability to "suck one's soul out" and/or " To suck a golf ball through a garden hose."

" That girl's so good she deserves knee pads and must be Certified by Dyson."

by AnaVaille September 28, 2025

Bizzle Certified

A certification provided by the one and only, Bizzle. The highest honor and a symbol of authenticity and grace. When you see someone or something is Bizzle certified there is guaranteed class and grace in them.

Comes from the youtuber Bizzlesnaff

Grace: Wow look at Max, he's so perfect..
Ashley: Yeah, I heard he's Bizzle Certified.

by LongPinkObject November 19, 2020

G.I.A Certified

When a diamond has been officially graded by the Gemological Institute of America (GIA) — the most trusted and respected source in the diamond world. GIA don’t play. If it says GIA certified, that means the diamond is real, has receipts, and got evaluated for quality (cut, clarity, color, and carat). It’s not just somebody sayin’ it look good — it’s officially documented and backed.

This what rappers talkin’ about when they say “GIA certified diamonds.” It’s that top-tier, no cap, certified shine.

Been Georgia-certified since day one—now my neck G.I.A Certified too. Pressure every way.

by visionaryshit May 9, 2025