Certified Jimmy Weenie

Someone who uses “kys” as a response to a joke like a stupid ass
My friend was talking about aliens and grills and dreams and i said “have you taken your meds” and she said “wow kys” people who use this are Certified jimmy weenies
by Mudslap January 14, 2021
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certified creep squad

A group of people who have became their own Squad and named themselves Creeps. They are Certified in everything they do including but not limited too dropping folks that talk too much. Hence the name "Certified Creep Squad". How many shots does it take to knock you down, is the question...

Caution, be aware of The Certificate Creep Squad.
by CCS29 October 11, 2022
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nccer certified

Adopted in 1996 as a standard for teaching squirrels how to prove they can keep from shutting equipment down and go out & do work. It's not like ISA requring an actual apprentiship & time based knowledge. You can get NCCER certified in a week & if that's what the major oil companies want lets see how that works out for them!
by James D. Brown September 11, 2020
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certified country

Certified country is the type of country person that will walk in and kick your dog in the face and slap your old lady on her ass all with a beer in hand and Marlboro Red hanging out the mouth.
That dude is straight certified country he's crazy man!!! But he's a damn good dude!!!
by Gracefully lady January 17, 2021
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Certified honomoes

a whatsapp group with 2 moffies and how many hoers and is known as one of the rival skinner groups of skinnerlations
by B4URAGE1184 November 23, 2021
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certified ass clapper

a certified ass clapper is when you enjoy any subject that makes you exclaim that is a certified ass clapper
yo terry did you watch that movie last night. yeah its a certified ass clapper
by bigcunt46 December 03, 2023
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