by Dicto long June 6, 2018

When a woman attaches barbed wire to her partner’s penis, and either takes it in the ass or in the vagina, and bounces like she’s at a nightclub.
by King James 1:13 July 21, 2020

That’s me! A charming adventurer, full of artistic talent. Very capable. Always ready to explore and experience new things.
Friends of mine:
Cactus with a book
Cactus with a soccer ball
Cactus with a pencil
Friends of mine:
Cactus with a book
Cactus with a soccer ball
Cactus with a pencil
by A Cactus with A laptop April 20, 2023

by InAprosecco February 12, 2022

(Noun) The state of having the specific length of stubble on your legs that actually causes you or someone else physical discomfort.
OMG, my cactus pants are killing me. I'm going to put on some sweats so I don't poke myself in my sleep.
by Pepper Lover July 16, 2016

She was such a miserable bitch until she finally grew her very own snatch cactus and finally got a moment of satisfaction.
by Reithrese May 22, 2018

Person 1: Where did you buy that singing cactus?
Person 2: The store, of course!
Singing Cactus: The store, of course!
Person 2: The store, of course!
Singing Cactus: The store, of course!
by Flanfair August 27, 2023
