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Cactus farmer

Slang for a man who likes prickly dicks
Hey she's hot.
I don't know man.
What are you a cactus farmer?
by Dicto long June 6, 2018
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Arizona Cactus

When a woman attaches barbed wire to her partner’s penis, and either takes it in the ass or in the vagina, and bounces like she’s at a nightclub.
Hey girly, I did Arizona Cactus with Brian. Now my pussy feels like it just went through hell!
by King James 1:13 July 21, 2020
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Cactus with a laptop

That’s me! A charming adventurer, full of artistic talent. Very capable. Always ready to explore and experience new things.

Friends of mine:

Cactus with a book

Cactus with a soccer ball
Cactus with a pencil
Cactus with a pencil: Hey, cactus with a laptop, come sit with us!
by A Cactus with A laptop April 20, 2023
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Cactus Lips

The unshaved stubble on the female labia.
My husband said he wouldn't go down on me, he didn't want to burn his face on my cactus lips.
by InAprosecco February 12, 2022
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Cactus pants

(Noun) The state of having the specific length of stubble on your legs that actually causes you or someone else physical discomfort.
OMG, my cactus pants are killing me. I'm going to put on some sweats so I don't poke myself in my sleep.
by Pepper Lover July 16, 2016
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snatch cactus

Went your cunt is so dry a little cactus pops up in the corner to provide satisfaction
She was such a miserable bitch until she finally grew her very own snatch cactus and finally got a moment of satisfaction.
by Reithrese May 22, 2018
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Singing Cactus

It's a toy that repeats after you, like Talking Tom, but a real-life cactus that also dances.
Person 1: Where did you buy that singing cactus?
Person 2: The store, of course!
Singing Cactus: The store, of course!
by Flanfair August 27, 2023
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