Curtis

Nice eyes,definitely gonna murder me for this

Curtis is going to slap me

by Scran Frank February 7, 2021

Curtis Ginger

A virgin and his alias is also known as Curtis Weasley. He will also never get a girlfriend and simps to Lana Rhoades.

Stop being a Curtis Ginger dude, be a cooler kid.

by MrPopoIsGod February 28, 2021

Curtis

A man with a massive penis and access to all the women he could ever ask for. Due to his massive shlong the world inconveniences him in every way possible but that is not enough to stop him. With his broad lance and incredible stamina he claims the flower of many and builds a harem of sexually dependent women.

That guy Curtis gets all the bitches.

by FactSpeaker69420 March 28, 2021

Chloe curtis

Gorgeous, sweet, loyal and dummy thicc

Damnnnn you're dating Chloe curtis? Damn you lucky mother fucker

by Lev man April 14, 2021

Curtis

A person that recovers from everything bringing them down.

He's unstoppable! He's a Curtis!

by Fretlessone July 14, 2022

Curtis

evil… death to all curtis’……..

i fucking hate Curtis

by umperiodiguess September 13, 2022

Curtis

Applying for a lucrative job role and when the job is offered/accepted, the company goes into a financial tailwind six months later and ends up firing the person in that role. The person feels stuck in their current role because everywhere they apply, the job will no longer exist in 6 months.

past tense: Curtis'd
verb: Curtising

You hear the new CEO was fired, man he really Curtis'd that position.
I really like this new company but feel that I'll end up Curtising the opportunity.

by headofcurtis November 3, 2022