Cuntabulous

Thinly disguised negative gossip delivered by women who are cunts anyways.

"I can't wait to hear what cuntabulous things she has to say about me this time."

by Snitch99 March 16, 2013

Cretard

(n). A credit-challenged individual. i.e. Someone unable to secure suitable financing.

Brian is a cretard. He's definitely cretarded. No bank will take him.

by Blue_Genes December 12, 2010

Chetanism

The most visually disturbing, vocally condescending flatmate you wish you'd never be trapped in an apartment with. So much of a self-important, emotionally pitiable clown you developed a spasm each time you see him that you add "ism" after his name. He believes he runs a corporation and politics, earns 7 times you do but parasiting at your sight. He trash talks women who can't bear to hear his big shot background and threatens to attack you if you are Asian, white, black, aliens or simply not from his remote village

- When are you inviting us to your housewarming?
- Gimme some time. Still healing PTSD from recent Chetanism

by Han Oil May 9, 2020

Cretard

A crazy retard

Man, stop acting like a cretard.

by cretard October 23, 2008

cuntacunday

a cunt whore

hey girl stop being a cuntacunday!!!

by sky morris October 6, 2008

Cumtach

A person, girl or boy, whom has previously given a man passionate oral sex (enough to make him jizz), but has forgotten to wipe one's upper lip, very much covered in luscious creamy semen, which is making merry with one's upper lip hairs.

Oi you cumtach! you made spill my tea!

Yes mate, she was a cumtach for a wholeweek!

Cumtaches!, Cumtaches!, Cumtaches all of them!

Micheal's was particular cumtached, because hadn't received his package in the mail

by Oxfordicktionary April 17, 2009

cretar

Combination of crunk and retar
Retar meaning someone who updates there Facebook all the time

Eh man u see him
Yea man he be looking like a cretar over there

by robbiefan22 February 26, 2011