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mushroom cheeseburger 

The culmination of every achievement of mankind, condensed into a 8 ounce dish.

Boston Cheeseburger 

To shove a piece of cheese into a girls butt hole and then push it deep inside, often finishing in the process. then, you eat her out until you eat the cheese.
Tommy: Yo, Sam, can I give you a Boston Cheeseburger tonight?
Samantha: Only if you can handle it

absolute cheeseburger 

said (mostly about food) to indicate something is good
Usually I don’t like salads, but this one is absolute cheeseburger!

Absolute Cheeseburger 

An American slang term for praising something, usually food, for it's taste, by comparing it to an American Cheeseburger.
"This wrap is absolute cheeseburger! You should totally try it!"

Triple Cheeseburger with Extra Relish

A cheeseburger with no cheese, cheese on the side, three patties (grilled to perfection), 1 medium rare bun, 1 medium-done bun, a steak on the side, extra relish, extra extra relish, extra extra extra relish, and a corndog stabbed through the middle. No pickles.
"Hi, sir, welcome to McDonalds; can I take your order?"
"Can I have a Triple Cheeseburger with Extra Relish?"
"..."
"The meal or a triple cheeseburger with twice the amount of relish?"
"..."
"Alright, I'll make it."
"..."

Phallus Cheeseburger

When someone mentions something extremely specific. Someone can tag on Phallus cheeseburger or someone can acknowledge the specificness by adding it on themselves
Person 1: What car do you have?
Person 2: It’s a Ford Fiesta MKII Zetec 1.5l
Person 1: *scoff* Phallus Cheeseburger much?

Person 1: What car do you have

Person 2: It’s a Ford Fiesta MKII Zetec 1.5l Phallus Cheeseburger
Person 1: *scoff* Yeah, right