A extremely hot guy every girl is attracted to him his hair is so amazing he has every quality that a girl would look for his dick is 11.5 inches he is not very smart but a mad cunt also very sporty and the best and fittest in the whole class.
Brendan’s dick is so big I might suck it later
by Fletcher is a cunt August 25, 2019
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when you first meet Brendan, he’s the sweetest, sexiest, funniest person you’ll ever meet and then you’ll end up falling in love with him and then he will fall in love with you and you’ll both date and have the greatest sex ever and be the happiest couple but then time will go by and he won’t give you any attention anymore and talk to other girls, probably even cheat on you and then have the audacity to break up with you and tell people you cheated on him! which never will be true because Brendan is insecure and has always wanted to play the victim. The name “Brendan” can also be interchangeable to the term “asshole.” Anyone who does find a Brendan be careful cuz they’re fast to switch up! Although the sex is great the only thing that’s bigger than his dick is his ego.
Guy 1 : yo you see that guy emotionally and mentally abusing that girl over there?

Guy 2: oh come on man! Don’t you know? that’s egotistical Brendan
by Clee torris September 6, 2022
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Brendan is a guy who loves many girls. the girls never love him back because he normally friend zoned himself before they have a chance. The girl he likes now is called Tessa. Brendan is a loyal Christian and will never portray god or Tessa.
Wow, your the best Brendan ever.
by keir mc mannus August 6, 2018
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Very “special”, sometimes annoying, Psychopathic. Although he is very outgoing, love hungry (wink wink girls) and a very great friend. This crazy combo is what makes him great.
Brendan your being weird again
by Little zan October 3, 2018
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A dad who goes to punk rock shows to get his balls tickled by fellow dads.
Adam went to that Green Day show and came back a total Brendan.
by SimpleStone December 12, 2019
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Renees future husband whom she shall hav 10 kids with.
Is tht renees brendan?
by Abcdefg12345abcdefg July 15, 2017
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