by A bad guy in general December 26, 2023

A very fat person with a discolored neck. Skips school to play fortnite and doesn’t achieve at school. Talks trash online but gets slapped in real life. He doesn't stop talking but when he does its because he’s eating
by Anonymous 514 May 18, 2019

Brendan is the alternative spelling of Brandon and this definition exists only because of the instagram trend.
"Brendan? Oh you mean Brandon?"
B: "Oh man i couldn't find my name on urban dictionary."
A: "What's your name?"
B: "Brandon but like, Brendan"
A: "Hold my beer, bReNdAn"
B: "Oh man i couldn't find my name on urban dictionary."
A: "What's your name?"
B: "Brandon but like, Brendan"
A: "Hold my beer, bReNdAn"
by Icantbenamed November 22, 2021

by DESSSSSSSSSSS January 28, 2024

That moment in your life when you reminisce on those times where you used to be fit and cool but now you've become depressed, fat and forgotten.
by Virgin Antechinus November 24, 2020
