person 1:Oh great Brandon is coming
person 2: who’s brandon?
person 1: a dude that spends all of his life talking about tanks and planes that only plays the violin
person 2: who’s brandon?
person 1: a dude that spends all of his life talking about tanks and planes that only plays the violin
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girl #2: Yo boyfriend ? I thought that was mines.
janitor thats always staring : thats funny because last week when i was sweeping, brandon told me to bend over and hold the dustpan.
girl #2: Yo boyfriend ? I thought that was mines.
janitor thats always staring : thats funny because last week when i was sweeping, brandon told me to bend over and hold the dustpan.
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