by Granted June 1, 2011
Get the Brandon mug.A inconsiderate bastard who has no friends, is ugly, unloyal, and smells like fish... likes pimple faced girls with no booty at all and no tits! And likes to fuck his family members namely his cousin but also his mother and sister! Brandon also likes to be peed on to get it off even though he's a virgin who has no life and is going to hell Brandon also has a very VERY small DICK
Jamee: OMG, look at these screenshots yessa just sent me! Brandon is so unfaithful and a huge dickhead
yessa: (laughs in her head as she sits on her bed with her new silk sheets and hits send to brandon's girlfriend through hangouts)
Brandon: (crying in a little stall because his dick is small also) No one likes me i'm a little dicked loser with no friends! I used to have one she was awesome, she bought me gifts and loved me to bad i used her and threw her away like trash!
yessa: (laughs in her head as she sits on her bed with her new silk sheets and hits send to brandon's girlfriend through hangouts)
Brandon: (crying in a little stall because his dick is small also) No one likes me i'm a little dicked loser with no friends! I used to have one she was awesome, she bought me gifts and loved me to bad i used her and threw her away like trash!
by ILikeTheTasteOfRevenge November 4, 2018
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by Nonewniggas February 24, 2015
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Get the Brandon mug.Very intellectual but is very annoying too, he will make you feel like shit. He is very contained but rarely he does go into a breakdown mode.
by ThatOneGuyThatKnowsAThingOrTwo February 13, 2017
Get the Brandon mug.An extremely large cock-block. Will often hump, spank, grab, grind, squeeze, his way into making sure that you do not get laid, kissed, or even hugged by a female. Often seen lurking in the back of a group searching for targets to cock-block.
Dude you were so close to being with that girl, if only that brandon wasn't there you would have had her with you tonight.
by cockblocka-k August 26, 2010
Get the Brandon mug.Brandon is the most perfect and amazing human bean you’ll ever come across in life. Constantly making you feel loved and appreciated, he is so kind and loving, so smart and funny, so determined for the things he loves most and will go lengths for people he cares about. He will notice the things you do and make you feel appreciated and that your efforts are noticed and shows how grateful he is for that. He will write long, sappy messages and make your day and will always be there when you need him. He is so funny you will double over in pain and laugh with tears, he has multiple different laughs that’ll leave you in stitches with each one. He will make you feel like anything can be possible when you love someone so much. He can be so romantic and sappy it’s amazing, can also be a hilarious Dickhead and you’ll love him for those two sides of him, he is the perfect combination of everything, funny, kind, genuine, caring, loving, understanding, supportive, sappy, romantic and just overall perfection in a human bean!
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