That guy you occasionally do ordinary couple things with but turn it into a full blown sexcapade. It is a level above friends with benefits, is a little more involved, but still requires some of the basic rules of engagement, such as not over sharing personal information that would lead to emotional attachment.
Gift giving, remembering certain dates and holidays not required.
Gift giving, remembering certain dates and holidays not required.
I went to go eat dinner with Jack last night where he then fingered me under the table. I gave him a blow job at the movie theater. At my place we screwed like animals before retreating into cuddling position for the night. I'll be going half way across the globe tomorrow, but that's okay. He's my occasional boyfriend, not a real one.
by Wasabi9494 March 2, 2014
Get the occasional boyfriendmug. A single female, who has no relationship with a man. Coined by the internet celebrity weirdo Chris Chan now known as Christina Chan. If you’re reading this definition, 98% of the women you find attractive aren’t boyfriend free.
Person 1: “Alexis is so cute and she loves anime and games and is 21 like me”
Person 2: “Umm dude, you know she’s in a relationship with Steve.”
Person 1: “Aww man, she’s not boyfriend free!”
Person 2: “Umm dude, you know she’s in a relationship with Steve.”
Person 1: “Aww man, she’s not boyfriend free!”
by MCknight90 May 27, 2020
Get the Boyfriend Freemug. noun
A male who is used by a female to temporarily fill the position of "boyfriend" until a legitimate relationship opportunity presents itself.
The stand-in bf is kept around for the amusement and satisfaction of the female, and so she doesn't get lonely.
The female will often spew phrases such as "I love you" and "I love my boyfriend", though it is and always was her intent to drop said male for one who is actually attractive.
See also: stand-in girlfriend
A male who is used by a female to temporarily fill the position of "boyfriend" until a legitimate relationship opportunity presents itself.
The stand-in bf is kept around for the amusement and satisfaction of the female, and so she doesn't get lonely.
The female will often spew phrases such as "I love you" and "I love my boyfriend", though it is and always was her intent to drop said male for one who is actually attractive.
See also: stand-in girlfriend
Dude 1: Check out that loser hanging around that dime piece. She's way out of his league!
Dude 2: Yea he's definitely a stand-in boyfriend, I'm gonna go talk to her.
Dude 2: Yea he's definitely a stand-in boyfriend, I'm gonna go talk to her.
by borderlinegenius November 18, 2013
Get the stand-in boyfriendmug. a guy you once dated, but now either:
a. want dead
b. are "friends" with
c. hook up with every once in a while
or
d. have erased all traces that they ever existed in your life.
a. want dead
b. are "friends" with
c. hook up with every once in a while
or
d. have erased all traces that they ever existed in your life.
a. My ex boyfriend Jimmy should go play in traffic.
b. Bob and I are good friends now that all that annoying relationship crap isnt in our way. As long as he doesnt talk about his new girlfriend and how great she is...that is crossing the line.
c. We used to date but now we just fuck when we're lonely and/or bored.
d. Stephen who?
b. Bob and I are good friends now that all that annoying relationship crap isnt in our way. As long as he doesnt talk about his new girlfriend and how great she is...that is crossing the line.
c. We used to date but now we just fuck when we're lonely and/or bored.
d. Stephen who?
by randomlybored January 11, 2009
Get the ex boyfriendmug. The couch outside of a dressing room designated for those not trying things on, but rather there for support. Most commonly reserved for those with Y chromosomes.
"Baby, wait here on the boyfriend couch while I try on these jeans-- then you can tell me how good I look in them!"
by Chelsealane June 11, 2008
Get the Boyfriend couchmug. Subtly adding the fact that you have a boyfriend into the conversation in order to deter anyone who is potentially interested. The first time this happens is the boyfriend drop. Also can be used in describing this event by the other person who was interested.
Related to girlfriend drop.
Related to girlfriend drop.
by The New Musicologist October 31, 2007
Get the boyfriend dropmug. the one jerk you will always kinda love. that hurt you. that you gave a second chance to and he still hurt you! that will smile at you and wave then talk about you behind your back. the person you hope gets hit by a bus and wrecks his pretty little camero :)
One day day the ex-boyfriend is driving in his camero and "BOOM" he gets hit and it goes flying into a tree!
by laurenbell December 31, 2010
Get the ex-boyfriendmug.