Biff

Absoulute alpha male with rock hard abs.

-Damn see August over there?
-Yes he's an absolute biff.

by uff32 October 10, 2019

biff

somebody in the military or cadets who can't be asked to put in much effort, sits out on things or is injured so can't do much or just can't be bothered to fo things properly but it's not really offensive and can be used jokingly 😂

"I can't do the marching my leg hurts so I'm going to have to bumble"
"Your such a biff!"

by militarybois August 4, 2019

bishops biff

Another name for the perineum the space between your bum hole and your balls.

I have a sweaty bishops biff.

by Haytertom August 5, 2019

Biff

Northern slang for a joint

Are you off to smoke a biff

by NiggaBiff123 May 31, 2018

BIFF

Acronym for Big Ignoramus Fat Fuck

The BIFF is testing the "all you can eat" part of the buffet.

The BIFF wants a TO GO , for the Breakfast buffet before lunch is served.

The BIFF took the whole sample plate at COSTCO.

by SparklieBoobs June 5, 2018

Biff

1. Used to exclaim unhappiness or disappointment.

2. A title given to others to insult or demean them.

Aw biff! I dropped my pencil!

Why'd you punch my grandmother, you biff!?

That stupid biff didn't eat my ass despite my requested.

by Bichael December 13, 2017

biff

Can be used to replace any curse word.

fuck- biff, jackass- jackbiff, bitch- biff, nigga- biffa, fucking- biffing, hoebag- biffbag...use your imagination. More of biff and less of %$#@!

Maddy: “hey I’m not sleeping over anymore...”
Matt: “aww what the biff man, why do you gotta be such a biffing biff!?”

Maddy: “holy biff chill the biff out dude!”
Matt: “sorry, I’m biffing mad as biff!”

by maddzillamilla January 1, 2018