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bible banger

These are extremely Christian individuals who strive to spread the word of God to others. By "spread", it means shoving it down other peoples throats.
These individuals can often be found reciting Bible verses. They will try to baptise, chastise, and flood any unsuspecting persons with God's glorious word.
They live lives emersed in the Bible and preaching its teachings and think everyone else should too.
Lastly, if you see/meet anyone fitting these characteristics, run. Run as far and as fast as you can.
Get away you bible bangers! I have a lot of malice and at least a few oozies...

Look! Those bible bangers are speaking in tongues!
by Bananafish July 9, 2005
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Pregnancy Bible

Pregnancy Bible
(idiom)
The act of mysteriously getting pregnant while in a c#urc# or a convent.
Pregnancy bibling is a common problem for nuns who are then asked to shut up or die mysteriously.

The mother of the little boy was aghast to know that he was witness to a pregnancy bible incident at the bishop's residence.
by Deep River July 16, 2021
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Bible of tikkyism

The bible of tikkyism is a set of rules founded by saviour hs and prophets Ed and bonnie it is set into 16 different rules that should be followed to become a game dropper
Rule no.1 in the bible of tikkyism no sucky no tikkytokky
by Hs tikky tokky July 5, 2022
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bible blasting

The act of bible blasting is quite interesting.
by Ass blasternaught February 15, 2018
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bible verse

2 Corinthians 4:16-18

So we do not lose heart. Though our outer self is wasting away, our inner self is being renewed day by day. For this light momentary affliction is preparing for us an eternal weight of glory beyond all comparison, as we look not to the things that are seen but to the things that are unseen.
by Yourmothersaidgotobed December 8, 2021
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Bible Signalling

Using the Bible as a prop to make yourself look like a virtuous Christian when you're someone who uses the religion for hatred or doesn't really give a fuck about any of it.
1. My father is a Bible signalling asshole. He carries the book around but is always telling everyone how much he will enjoy seeing them burn in Hell.

2. Trump had a crowd of protesters teargassed so he could Bible signal at a damaged church.
by Flibbleflurf June 8, 2020
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Bible Mom

An old hypocritical lady usually named Karen or Margret which will throw a bible if you commit a sin such as cussing.
My friend said crap and his mom threw a bible a him and made him read it until he has made up for his sins. His mom is such a bible mom.
by WALTERPINKYG November 27, 2019
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