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bible banger

These are extremely Christian individuals who strive to spread the word of God to others. By "spread", it means shoving it down other peoples throats.
These individuals can often be found reciting Bible verses. They will try to baptise, chastise, and flood any unsuspecting persons with God's glorious word.
They live lives emersed in the Bible and preaching its teachings and think everyone else should too.
Lastly, if you see/meet anyone fitting these characteristics, run. Run as far and as fast as you can.
Get away you bible bangers! I have a lot of malice and at least a few oozies...

Look! Those bible bangers are speaking in tongues!
by Bananafish July 9, 2005
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Bible Therapy

A more crude and barbaric method of removing a ganglion cyst (generally on the wrist) by smashing it with a bible or other large, heavy book. It has been looked upon as one of the more effective methods because they normally do not come back afterward and is more friendly and cost efficient than surgical removal.
I had the doctor remove the ganglion cyst i had with a needle and it came back, so i asked Bob to give me Bible Therapy, and it was gone for good.
by Dantezeal September 29, 2010
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Bible Zone

When an individual refuses to engage sexually with you because of their religioious or spiritual beliefs.
"She is so hot but won't have sex with me because she says she is saving herself for marriage. I think I got put in the Bible Zone."
by UP_YOURS_CANADA October 11, 2014
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Bible Mom

An old hypocritical lady usually named Karen or Margret which will throw a bible if you commit a sin such as cussing.
My friend said crap and his mom threw a bible a him and made him read it until he has made up for his sins. His mom is such a bible mom.
by WALTERPINKYG November 27, 2019
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bible blasting

The act of bible blasting is quite interesting.
by Ass blasternaught February 15, 2018
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Bible Signalling

Using the Bible as a prop to make yourself look like a virtuous Christian when you're someone who uses the religion for hatred or doesn't really give a fuck about any of it.
1. My father is a Bible signalling asshole. He carries the book around but is always telling everyone how much he will enjoy seeing them burn in Hell.

2. Trump had a crowd of protesters teargassed so he could Bible signal at a damaged church.
by Flibbleflurf June 8, 2020
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Bible Know

To know someone in the Bible is to have sex with them. So if you have sex with someone, you Bible Know them.
Paul:I know your sister
Adam:I Bible Know your sister
Paul: -__-
Adam: Yea thats right
by TheAdMan89 March 3, 2011
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