Concrete Mustard is the mustard at the bottom of the Masterfoods Mustard Bottle that won't come out
Either that or just a really dense retard called Matt. He, is concrete mustard
Either that or just a really dense retard called Matt. He, is concrete mustard
by biggay101 April 18, 2019
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There I was, minding my own business next to the concession stand and this girl told me she was going to blow my mind. She whipped out the ole French's Classic and gave me the best mustard job I've ever had.
You guys will never believe this. The hot brunette at the party just gave me a mustard job in the back room.
You guys will never believe this. The hot brunette at the party just gave me a mustard job in the back room.
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Kobe Bryant (from heaven rip homie): damn that be the mustard on a knife my dude
Kobe Bryant (from heaven rip homie): damn that be the mustard on a knife my dude
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Get the mustard on a knife mug.The Mustard Jumper is when you are going down on a lady and she has a whole rug going on downstairs. In the process of pleasuring the lady a bit of that rug tickles your nose forcing you to sneeze! (Like when you smell a pungent mustard). In the process of sneezing you pleasure her more forcing her to jump in pleasure.
Jeeesus, Giles was going down on Serpentine the other night and he gave her a mustard jumper. She nearly hit the ceiling apparently.
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