Squirrel board

A Squirrel Board is a masterbation device used by trappers and mountain men when they were without a woman to keep them satisfied.

A board with a hole is covered with a squirrel hide and the penis is thrust through the hole repeatly until climax.

Trapper Eugen killer trapper Piotr when he discovered him using his squirrel board!

by Social Observer 2.0 June 27, 2016

sand board

1. One of the funnest things in the universe
2. you move down sand dunes at a high speed on a board

person 1: let's go sand boarding
person 2: no thanks!
person 1: that was not a question... get your sand board

by aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! January 11, 2020

CLAP BOARDS

In basketall, When you slap the backboard, after you take a lay up.

How you cant clap boards???
Shit is lite

by J. eAsY February 9, 2008

Honor Board

(v) very similar to water boarding. But in the end you confess that you cheated to the Stevens Honor Board instead of mentioning your crimes as a terrorist.

Yo, Matt was Honor Boarded and was kicked out of school.

by TheSexBo-ombs September 29, 2018

Charcuterie Board

Millennial slang describing a highly presentable tray of drugs for communal use. These are well-organized and often accompanied by devises for consumption - metal straws, etc.

Kelby offered a wonderful charcuterie board at his brunch party.

by tylerliving March 20, 2022

board meeting

a group of friends or coworkers consuming alcohol together, usually during a happy hour. significant others, bosses and mooching not invited. may or may not be at a pre-determined time and/or place.

Accounting has a board meeting the second thursday every month at the Grind.

Ted text messaged his crew: "board meeting@5"

by nigrodha February 3, 2007

Chore Board

A definitive list of the "Who's Who" in hook-ups. Created by stupid skanks at a Colorado hippie commune.

After receiving multiple donkey punches, the girls developed the Chore Board. They now deserve multiple Sloppy Biffles.

by passion partier April 23, 2009